the musician and writer Christiane Rösinger has a wonderful song about Berlin on her 2010s album songs of hate and l.. his text is as follows:
When the sun is absent when the rain is, if the lower layer versäuft child benefit when the dogs wake up, make your pile, then yes we are back in Berlin.
If the cyclists, we sweep from the curb, the crazies in the subway talking loudly to himself again, if the Stressercliquen flog, then their stuff, so we are back in Berlin.
If the driver briefly on strip-amok, and the drool Hostel hordes in the streets when the drains stink, and wave the couple, yes we are back in Berlin.
If the cafes occupy the self-employed, and the laptop Poser, networking and again, with the creative, and very naive, so we are safe in Berlin.
If the parking trippers feed, then the swans, and the most stupid of all, it is more like twitter, if we take to pre-heat, through the Spätis, yes we are all in Berlin.
When Ökoeltern, meeting friends for brunch, and the asshole kids, barking through the cafes where the service is lagging, and after Babykotze stinks, yes we are back in Berlin.
If keep the techno corpses for after-hour creep, and only the Halbverstrahlten, countenance, if you stagger Druffis, and the yowl Durchis, yes we are back in Berlin.
Lalalalalala lalalalala .... yes we are again in Berlin.